薇薇安&瑟拉
瑟拉:大家都转过头去。我要找地方尿尿。
薇薇安:判官和我在成就事业的过程中,你还能不能更让人尴尬一些?
瑟拉:大家都看这里!薇薇安要尿尿了!
薇薇安:我有一点信息可以透露给你愚蠢的小组织,瑟拉亲爱的。
瑟拉:没错,你肯定有很多。
薇薇安:给你的血手珍妮小伙伴们的一条简短的消息。我相信跟着这条消息,你会找到一位萨姆拉斯勋爵的匿名田产。
瑟拉:我知道他!这傻逼对他的人民冷酷得简直像寒冰。
薇薇安:的确。要是他的某些行为曝光出来,那就太可惜了。他在宫中的地位会大大降低。
瑟拉:所以说,我们伤害了一个真正的混蛋!但是你却攫取了果实?我们帮了别人,结果帮了你更多?(挫败的咆哮)
薇薇安:不要在大庭广众下哭泣,亲爱的,太有失身份了。
瑟拉:我听说过你的事情,薇薇。
薇薇安:准确地说:薇薇安女士,奥莱皇室宫廷的御用法师。
瑟拉:对,我听说的就是这个。不是那个头衔,而是那鼻孔看人的态度。
薇薇安:我该如何从你的责难中恢复过来呢?
瑟拉:你还在这样说话!你就不能闭嘴吗?
薇薇安:为了你吗,亲爱的?绝不。
薇薇安:那是什么可怕的味道?
瑟拉:没有味道!
薇薇安:这是……这是哪里传来的?
瑟拉:哪里都没!
薇薇安:(叹气)
瑟拉:嘿,薇薇!薇薇薇!我有东西送给你。
薇薇安:亲爱的,那是你的屁股。又一次。就和你之前十几次露出它时一样,还是那么干干瘦瘦、可怜兮兮的。
瑟拉:是我的屁屁!
薇薇安:造物主,我该如何忍受这种恐惧?快来人给我拿个躺椅,好让我晕倒在上面。
瑟拉:(咳咳)婊子是谁?
薇薇安:真可爱,亲爱的。
瑟拉:是事实嘛。
Vivienne and Sera
Sera:Everyone look away. I need to find a place to pee.
Vivienne:Could you be more of an embarrassment in what the Inquisitor and I are tryingto accomplish?
Sera:Everyone look over here! Vivienne needs to pee!
Vivienne:I have something for your silly group, Sera dear.
Sera:Right, I bet you have plenty.
Vivienne:A simple note for your Red Jenny associates. I believe it may point toanonymous holdings of one Lord Samerath.
Sera:I know him! Pisshead's hard as ice with his people.
Vivienne:Indeed. It would be a shame if his involvement in certain activities wasrevealed, his position at court weakened.
Sera:So, we hurt a real prick! But you swoop in? We help people, but it helps youmore? (Frustrated growl.)
Vivienne:Try not to cry openly, dear, it is ever so demeaning.
Sera:I've heard things about you, Vivi.
Vivienne:It is properly: Madame Vivienne, official mage to the Imperial Court.
Sera:Yes, that's what I heard. Not the title, the snotty bit.
Vivienne:However shall I recover from your condemnation?
Sera:You're still doin' it! Can you even shut it off?
Vivienne:For you, my dear? No.
Vivienne:What is that horrendous smell?
Sera:Nothing!
Vivienne:Where... where is it coming from?
Sera:Nowhere!
Vivienne:(Sighs)
Sera:Hey Viv! Vivvy! Look at this! I got something for you!
Vivienne:Darling, it's your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as it was the last dozentimes you displayed it.
Sera:It's my butt!
Vivienne:Maker, however shall I endure this horror? Someone fetch me a fainting couch.
Sera:(Coughs) Who's a bitch?
Vivienne:Charming darling.
Sera:Fact.